In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
A summary of my medical knowledge (via Reddit)
I tried to reach for the stars; I couldn’t get very far
Tried looking at the rainbow; only saw grey
Tried living a life; it was only an existence
Tried walking very far; I couldn’t even get a mile in a car
Emotions lead to pain; life leads to nowhere
Trapped at a dead end; no hope but despair
Sleep my only friend, an ally; Interruptions by life, nightmares and dreams
Friends become enemy’s; Enemy’s become frineds
Family can never understand; other people cannot fathom
Stars above me; life all around me; still I feel nothing
No pity, no remorse, just coldness. emptiness, sadness
Isolation, despair; It’s Groundhog Day all over again
Pockets always empty; Wallet always heavy
Tears blur; Heart bleeds; Soul needs
Carrying this burden is heavy; A price to pay
But still I walk as time and The Seasons pass me by; So does life
Yet I march forward into the abyss…
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Under the moonlight, you see a sight that a homo stuffs you hard.
—Misheard “Thriller” Lyrics
Misheard Lyrics, performed by Beat It. Misheard lyrics (also known as mondegreens) are instances of when a song lyric can’t be understood, and the mind substitues a new word for you.
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat it, beat it
Show ‘em Hot Pockets
Show ‘em what’s right.
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky
Strong is your fight.