Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in a window as I am walking about town, and I think to myself: Damn, girl. You got some nice jiggle goin’ on upstairs. Then I mentally pat that part of me on the back and say, “Thank you. I needed to hear that.”-Friend Doc via Facebook :)
2004: Fear that people from the internet will find you in real life.
2014: Fear that people from real life will find you on the internet.