The Blog of Nothing

Really my blog is just like the tv show Seinfeld.... About nothing!

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via fallinginlovewillkillme)

A summary of my medical knowledge (via Reddit)

A summary of my medical knowledge (via Reddit)

This Life

I tried to reach for the stars; I couldn’t get very far

Tried looking at the rainbow; only saw grey

Tried living a life; it was only an existence

Tried walking very far; I couldn’t even get a mile in a car

Emotions lead to pain; life leads to nowhere

Trapped at a dead end; no hope but despair

Sleep my only friend, an ally; Interruptions by life, nightmares and dreams

Friends become enemy’s; Enemy’s become frineds

Family can never understand; other people cannot fathom

Stars above me; life all around me; still I feel nothing

No pity, no remorse, just coldness. emptiness, sadness

Isolation, despair; It’s Groundhog Day all over again

Pockets always empty; Wallet always heavy

Tears blur; Heart bleeds; Soul needs

Carrying this burden is heavy; A price to pay

But still I walk as time and The Seasons pass me by; So does life

Yet I march forward into the abyss…

-R.K.

"My Grandmother Working in a Cafe Circa. 1944"

"My Grandmother Working in a Cafe Circa. 1944"

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that a homo stuffs you hard.

—Misheard “Thriller” Lyrics

Misheard Lyrics, performed by Beat It

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:

Beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat it, beat it
Show ‘em Hot Pockets
Show ‘em what’s right.

Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky
Strong is your fight.
Yep.

Yep.